What To Do If A Bear Attacks Before You Die

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  1. danbrennan

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    I like the last one the best.
    The one fly-in Canada trip I did was on an island. It had an outhouse, I’d get up in the middle of the night to take a deuce. The guys I went with warned me about bears. I’m like we’re on an island, we can see everything.

    The one morning we got up, big bear mud print on the door!
     
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    Those are great!
    Love the Hand to Hand Combat guide!

    Thanks for the laughs! :D
     
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    Grizzly bear encounter in Alaska ...

     
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    That video is friggin crazy!!
     
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    Love the bear tips. Lmao.

    That video was something else. That guy must have been spitting his pants the rest of the day. Wow!!!!
     
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    I couldn't bear to watch.
     
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    I guess the bear liked the same view, best approach with a bear is not to approach !!
     
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    Timothy Treadwell and his girlfriend tried to be "friends" with the bears....it didn't work out too well.
     
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    I saw on the news this morning a guy who was attacked by a mountain lion. One tough hombre. He isn't all that big. The lion attached and bit his arm. He wrestled it around and stomped on its neck, killing it. Gouged and scratched up pretty good, but he came out a winner. Hey, if you're gonna die, your attacker may get the blue plate special, but you can still get a sandwich in there.
     

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