Truthful Tales

Discussion in 'The BS Topic' started by xten, Dec 7, 2017.

  1. xten

    xten Veteran Member

    Sep 24, 2014
    Pittsburgh, Pa.
    A Wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.
    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
    The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
    He replied, "They had avocados"

    Water in the carburetor
    WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
    HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "
    WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
    HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?
    WIFE: "In the river"

    This is a frightening statistic!
    25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
    That's scary. It means 75% are running around untreated.

    He must pay!
    Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."
    Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you."

    Today’s Short Reading From the Bible...

    From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth."
    Then He made the earth round… and He laughed and laughed and laughed
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  2. RS1979

    RS1979 Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

    Jun 18, 2013
    Memphis, TN
  3. bodymanbill

    bodymanbill Veteran Member

    Feb 1, 2007
    South Park Pa
    Funny and all true
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  4. Smokey15

    Smokey15 Veteran Member

    Aug 13, 2017

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