Tonsils Vs Circumcision

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  1. xten

    xten Veteran Member

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    Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations.

    Theirs will be first on the schedule.

    The older boy leans over and asks,

    "What are you having done?"

    The second boy says,

    "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."

    The first boy says,

    "You've got nothing to worry about.

    I had that done when I was four.

    They put you to sleep, and when you wake up,

    they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.

    It's a breeze."

    The second boy then asks,

    "What are you going in for?"

    The first boy says, "Circumcision."

    "Whoa!" the smaller boy replies.

    "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born.

    Couldn't walk for a year."
     
  2. Plater Tom

    Plater Tom Veteran Member

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  3. Zstar

    Zstar Veteran Member

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    I was done at birth as well, never thought of not being able to walk. Huh...
    They never informed me of the side effects. Parents...go figure. lol.
     
  4. RS1979

    RS1979 Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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  5. Knuckle Dragger

    Knuckle Dragger Moderator Staff Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    I just read that to my oldest boy and he can't stop laughing.
     
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  6. Green hornet

    Green hornet Veteran Member

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    Love it!! I almost fell out of my chair Lmao.
     
  7. Smokey15

    Smokey15 Veteran Member

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    I keep thinking, that when I was circumcised, they took too much.
     
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