Sunday afternoon quickie....

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  1. Dave Nelson

    Dave Nelson Veteran Member

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    A couple wants to have sex but their son is in the house. The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities...

    "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.

    He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "An ambulance just drove by!"

    "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.

    "Matt's riding a new bike!"

    "Looks like the Sanders are moving!"

    "Jason is on his skate board!"

    After a few moments he announced... "The Coopers are having sex."

    Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out... "How do you know they're having sex?"

    "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a popsicle."
     
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    70lt1z28 Veteran Member Gold Member

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    So whoever is having the best sex has the biggest popsicle??;);)

    Seems like a metaphor there somewhere.
     
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  4. Smokey15

    Smokey15 Veteran Member

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    Depends on what they are doing with the popsicle.
    Along time ago, I went on a blind date hoping to be set up with a 'ten'. When I got there, I metaphor......................
     
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