Rye Bread

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  1. xten

    xten Veteran Member

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    Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one
    morning.
    The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even
    short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked
    him what he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, "Well, I
    eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll
    have great stamina with the ladies."
    So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was
    looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
    He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
    She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
    He said, "I want 5 loaves."
    She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd
    loaf, it'llbe hard."
    He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit but
    me."
     
  2. 351maverick

    351maverick Veteran Member

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  3. Smokey15

    Smokey15 Veteran Member

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    Heading to the bakery...................
     
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  4. tom3

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    Hard to believe. But there was a book called 'Catch Her in the Rye' seems like.
     
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  5. Smokey15

    Smokey15 Veteran Member

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    Pumpehernickle?
     
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  6. budro6968

    budro6968 Veteran Member

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    How about MarBalled Rye.. That one was subtle.
     
  7. Green hornet

    Green hornet Veteran Member

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  8. Smokey15

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    Hole wheat
     
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