At the regular Saturday morning service, the rabbi announced that he was planning to leave for a larger congregation because they could pay him more. There is a prolonged hush. The rabbi was popular. No one wanted him to leave. Fred Shapiro, the owner of several car dealerships locally, stood up and stated, "If the rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van!" The congregation sighed in appreciation and applauded. Saul Cohen, a successful businessman and lawyer, stood and said, "If the rabbi stays, I'll personally double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee a free college education for each of his children!" More sighs and applause. Estelle Rubin, age 88, stood and announced, "If the rabbi stays, I will give him sex!" Total silence. The rabbi--blushing of course--replied: "Mrs. Rubin, you're a wonderful and holy lady. But whatever possessed you to say that?" Estelle's 90-year old husband, Abe, was now trying to hide. He covered his eyes with his hand and shook his head from side to side in disbelief. Meanwhile Estelle declared ... "I just asked my husband how we could help, and Abe said: F#ck him."