How Not To Rob A Bank

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  1. danbrennan

    danbrennan Veteran Member Lifetime Gold Member

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    I always wonder what on earth these guys are thinking :)

    https://www.theblaze.com/podcasts/l...s-license-before-robbing-a-bank-it-gets-worse

    "A Florida man made a series of mistakes while robbing a bank in Lake City, including leaving behind photo identification."

    "Donald Towns, 41, has been charged with armed robbery after allegedly robbing the bank under threat of a concealed firearm. Towns was reportedly the first customer in the bank that morning and went to the manager’s office to open a checking account … a process that involved handing over his driver’s license for the bank to verify his identity and make a copy."

    "Besides allowing the bank to keep a copy of his driver’s license, Towns also wrote a note demanding money on a medical discharge form with his personal information, WJXT News4Jax reported."

    "Doc’s pro-criminal tip from this “Friday Leftovers” segment: “When robbing a bank, do not identify yourself.” Listen to the full clip for more hilarious crime stories."
     
  2. jimrr

    jimrr Veteran Member

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    oh, that's great!!!!
     
  3. Smokey15

    Smokey15 Veteran Member

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    So damned stupid.
     
  4. Da_Raabi

    Da_Raabi Veteran Member

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    I heard about this on my local rock station's segment "Only in FloriDUH" Is it bad that we have so much goofy crap in this state that they could actually make a DAILY piece about it - with a new one every day???

    It must be true what they say... All the nuts roll down hill to Florida!
     

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