Fritz, this is a guy I went to high school with. I've had some and it's quality beef jerky. The ghost chilli jerky is good, nice heat with flavor.
If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the f'ing car.
I am the proud parent of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that she doesnt need me advertising her minor scholastic achievements on the bumper of my car